There’s a brand new Polymarket wager for the way lengthy Bryan Johnson’s penis stays erect throughout nighttime. The antics of a person who injected his teenage son’s blood into his veins and underwent “penis rejuvenation remedy” has been a persistent matter on the prediction market—or extra exactly, his penis has.
“This market will resolve to ‘Sure’ if Bryan Johnson sustains a nighttime erection for two hours and 12 minutes or extra primarily based upon the best of three readings taken over the last week of December 2024,” the market’s official description reads.
At present, there’s a bit over $22,000 at stake. We’ll know who wins by January 15, 2025, 12:00 PM ET.
Johnson, the 45-year-old tech millionaire who spent over $4 million testing anti-aging remedies on himself, is all in on the stunt, and introduced that Polymarket had opened betting on his nighttime tumescence.
There’s now an lively betting market on @Polymarket for my nighttime erections.
A number of issues to contemplate when making your wager:
+ I return from China on the sixteenth of Dec and measurement will happen throughout the last week of the month. I’ve not beforehand measured how a lot… pic.twitter.com/1yZtCFkE1U
— Bryan Johnson /dd (@bryan_johnson) December 10, 2024
A nighttime erection “is one thing you may’t actually strive your greatest at,” Johnson posted on X (previously referred to as Twitter). “They simply occur or they do not. You fall asleep and the physique does its factor.”
The market will resolve primarily based on measurements taken over the last week of December 2024, with a 50-50 cut up if Johnson does not launch knowledge by January 15, 2025.
This uncommon betting market follows Johnson’s earlier weenie-related wagering historical past. Earlier this 12 months, bettors who backed his skill to realize particular sperm rely targets above 20 million per ejaculation walked away with 50-50 end result in opposition to skeptics after a disputed wager.
The stakes are larger this time, and Johnson warned bettors that his present journey schedule might impression the rigidity of his schmeckel.
“I return from China on the sixteenth of [December] and measurement will happen throughout the last week of the month,” he famous, explaining that worldwide journey disrupts his physique’s rhythms. “It is TBD how lengthy it takes my physique to regulate regular NTE.”
Yeah, that’s how he abbreviates “nighttime erections.”
“NTE is a big organic age marker representing sexual, cardiovascular, and psychological well being,” Johnson posted, citing analysis exhibiting poor nocturnal erections correlate with the next threat of untimely loss of life.
“Males: In case you’re not having strong boners at night time, you are 70% extra prone to die prematurely” he wrote in a current weblog submit. “In case you’re grinding on the expense of your well being, you are flaccid.”
On the threat of telling you extra in regards to the man’s putz than anybody would actually need to know, contemplate that Johnson’s greatest recorded efficiency to this point reached 2 hours and 59 minutes—a feat he claims matches a median 18-year-old.
That stated, he had assist through a mix of targeted shockwave remedy and Botox remedies—which, to be truthful, appears like dishonest. Nevertheless, the aptly named Johnson notes these results fade over time, including one other variable for potential bettors to contemplate.
These experiments kind a part of Johnson’s bigger “Mission Blueprint,” a complete, open-source, anti-aging protocol that features over 100 day by day dietary supplements, strict sleep monitoring, and fixed blood testing. This system, which consumes $2 million yearly, has reportedly diminished his organic age to that of a 30-year-old throughout varied metrics.
Johnson’s strategies have confirmed efficient sufficient to draw Netflix’s consideration. The streaming big plans to launch “Do not Die,” a documentary following his quest for immortality, subsequent 12 months. Regardless of his excessive strategy, Johnson’s primary well being recommendation stays surprisingly easy.
Need extra? OK. Johnson’s spherical of penis remedies started in mid-August with three periods of shockwave remedy. “Enhancements can take as much as 12 weeks after the remedy,” Johnson famous, one other essential issue bettors ought to contemplate.
Bettors seem like fairly assured that Johnson will efficiently ship. Some 67% of wagers belief that Johnson’s johnson will stand as much as the problem.
Edited by Andrew Hayward
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